Monday, 29 December 2008

I hate everything and everyone and I have a strong desire to kill.

That's what I was thinking a couple of hours ago.

Ok, from the beginning. I've noticed a couple of bed bugs left unpwnd so I rang the guy and he said he'd come at 5:30. So I thought I'd head into town to have a look around the sales during the day. I left a little after 1pm and spent the next four hours sat in my car in the most outrageous traffic ever seen throughout the history of mankind. I got into a car park but it took so long to get to a space that I knew if I actually parked and went shopping I wouldn't get home in time, so I didn't even get out of my car, just continued moving through the car park and 0.00000001 mph until I got out and went home, slowly.

For a short time I contemplated trying to get everyone to desert their cars like in that R.E.M. video. For and even shorter time I contemplated killing everyone in the building then myself.

But then it started moving.

I got home, the guy sprayed poison in my room, I ate food and I spoke to the Charlie and the Toddly who had a strange but excellent request involving masks.

I need a drink.


Cadwaladr said...

I want to know more about the masks. I trust there will be some video? Plz? Kthnx.

Alphie said...

Cheer up Dave! =)

There will always be bad days, but a lot more good days to make up for them right?


At least there aren't anymore bed bugs!



Megan said...

sorry dave! cheer up :)

all that angst makes for great song lyrics, anyways :)

Anonymous said...

at least you don't have cancer

Anonymous said...

I love the title of the blog. I'm so stealing that.
I don't know what to say other than the night is darkest before the dawn? Idk... not really anyone to be giving you words of wisdom.
don't kill anything, kay

ariel said...

" Anonymous said...
at least you don't have cancer"

that's uplifting.