On a different channel, with the most ridiculous video I've ever made. But hey better than not getting featured.
Anyway, I got this email because of it so I thought I'd show you while I answer it.
Well, I've got a few questions.
You're obviously not answering any of them because you never do.
Well, I'm Mafalda.
An annoying 13-year-old from Portugal (I bet you didn't eve knew that was a country)
I come from a different planet (NOT)
Why are you (almost) blond ?
Why do you make funny songs ?
What's your problem with cute squirrels ?
Why were you born ?
Why do you have little dimples when you smile ?
Why is your guittar so weird ?
Why do hate the world ?
Why were you one of the Beatles ?
Why do look like someone who doesn't like the Addams Family ?
I ran out of stupid questions to ask.
So, there are the Q's here come the A's...
I'm not almost blond.
I make funny songs because I enjoy it. I also make serious songs.
I have no problem with squirrels, cute or otherwise.
I was born because my sister wasn't good enough.
I have dimples because they make me irresistible to the opposite sex.
Because I know Wednesday and the last text she sent me said 'You're a prick" with no explanation.
Now then Mafalda, allow me to throw a few questions your way.
Why do you assume I never answer emails when you've never emailed me before?
Why are you annoying?
How could anyone not know that Portugal is a country?
Why are you using NOT jokes that belong in the 90's?
And the answer to the last one had better be "Because I just watched Wayne's World and it was fucking awesome."